Tag: Christofascists

Happy Birthday, Blogger-Mama! Out of My Mind for 14 June 2009

bush so long(Please note that there is no connection between today’s headline and the following sub-heads. Thank you.)

Asshole: Ricci, the poster boy for the discriminated against white mail got his job in the first place by claiming discrimination for not being hired because he was disabled.

Assholes: The WaPo fires all its health reporters, keeps health editor, who buys articles from other places to republish. So who needs a newspaper for B.S. like that?

Assholes: Beloved Leader’s Unamerican surveillance program was so top secret that it’s value was significantly compromised. Way to go, Bushies!

Assholes: The U.K.’s war against freedom.

Assholes: The Saudis. Any of them, all of them. I hate the Republicans’ submissive love of them. Let the get GOP be their submissives.

Uber Asshole: Sen. Jeff Sessions. Clearly, he has nothing positive to contribute to society. It’s time for him to go or, for that matter, “go”, in a Bill O’Reilly on Vitter sense. Just saying, interpret it as you will….

Assholes: Glenn Beck and the idiots and retards who watch him and believe in him.

Asshole: This Christofascist praying for Obama’s death.

Assholes: GOP racists. New flash for the GOP: America is now integrated and there are, no thanks to you, equal rights for all.

Assholes: Michael Jackson’s doctors. Celebrity doctors — hate ’em. (Where’s the reality show??)

Asshole: Wells Fargo.

Historical fact: Thomas Jefferson was the last cool Republican except, of course, for Abraham Lincoln. (Actually, Tommy was a proto-Republican.)

Our leadership:

Then again, I suppose we can have this in 2012.

The greatest music video you will see right now, maybe all day:

This is cool!

You know fairs are cool! (More here!)

Patois from around the world.


To me, this is scary!


Declaring Independence from the Bullshit Artists: Out of My Mind for 5 July 2009

Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without. — Buddha

If you don’t agree with this, it’s time for you to emigrate, okay?

Why do I so abuse Sarah? ‘Cause she’s hot and she can well be elected president and she’s so Goddam unfit for that office it’s frightening. So I continue to do what I can to chip away at her chances by reminding all what an absolute joke she is.

And Mark Sanford: ditto. Another joke, another putz completely unfit to be POTUS.

Elect a dope, get a disaster. Remember: egotism, narcissism and hubris are not proof of qualification for elected office. Of course, failing to do anything about Prop. 13 doomed Cali anyway....

Water-carrying racist asshole of the day; one of the Washington Post’s “stars”. Probably had no problem with the paper enabling corruption. (More here.) Another WaPo wanker is here. Another paper that won’t be missed…. And here’s more essential insight and brilliance from the WaPo, a newspaper in deep decline for about thrity-five years now….

More GOP delusions, dissembling and/or deliberate lying, granted well-undeserved legitimacy by the Big Media.

Why does the media pay any attention to this douchebag, for what kind of sickos is she given any platform? Here’s another one.

Wanker Joe Lieberman (a clear disgrace to my people), then and now.

Speaking of sickos, does the 2012 GOP presidential nomination require some sort of dementia? I mean, does the candidate literally have to be nuts to get the nod? Example: Mark Sanford, who would rather meet the piece of his dreams than be president. Great family values, great priorities….

Reminder: The next wave is still coming, in which the green shoots get flooded away….

So much for the GOP being the party of morality. Explains Ensign and Craig and Giuliani and Sanford and....

All you need to know about healthcare reform (or perversion thereof) is here.

Can the election-riggers in Iran top this all-American oppression of peaceful assemblies of voters to meet a candidate?

Fuck Goldman Sachs too. Anyone know what the speculators did that created any sort of broad financial health or wealth? Me neither. And if you can’t or won’t buy the “Rolling Stone” issue with the Taibbi piece on Goldman (and you should!), read it here.

And here is an asshole supporter of the speculation bubble.

Something like this coming soon to the TV?? I think, I fear….

Naturally Out of My Mind for 28 June 2009

I believe enduring love is primarily a commitment and an act of will…. — Jenny Sanford

National Insecurity Moebius Strip (pun intended): Comic book writer carrying script about writer busted for writing a comic about terrorism himself busted.

Financial gains from increased productivity brought by the digital revolution wiped out by gross accumulation of debt.

The world’s greatest healthcare insurance industry: They deny treatment, managing to keep 20% of premiums for their overhead instead. Remarkable! No wonder the fuckers are scared of competing with the public option!

The dysfunctionalism of Big Media journalism. Tell me, why is water-carrying essential to the commonweal, specially doing it for the destroyers of the economy and the America-haters?

Compromise (of course) sucks. So why does Obama love it so bad?

This is too sick to describe….

Christian fellatio.

Anyone explain yet why it takes a flight to Argentina and six days to implement one’s plan to blow off one’s mistress (assuming, of course, days of sex wasn’t needed)? Does anyone yet understand that the guy is clearly (if it wasn’t clear before), even by modern pol standards, too fucking stupid… — wait, I forget John McCain came fairly close to being elected, stopped only by a financial meltdown….

A thought: J.P. Morgan got his chance to save Wall Street and capitalism because there was no public sector to do the job. But what’s scarier about his one-man rescue operation is the mentality: Is there a Master of the Universe who would the same thing? I ask because there is no sign of such a person let alone the mentality from which such a person would arise.

If only this site has been obsoleted…. I’ll believe when I hear it confirmed…. And maybe men who initially turn down government money to posture and then wuss out and take it aren’t so much irresistible to women but rather must outsource their infidelities because no American woman is good enough or simply willing? I’m speaking of that scumbag, Sanford. I think he may well be dead politically because I think his wife played a crucial role and without her, he’s, well, nothing politically. I hope.

Read how Obama is reinflating the speculation bubble because, you know, it does so much more good for the economy than conservative fiscal policies and planning for the long term. I’m sure his failure is due at least in part to his fetish for bipartisanship. By all means, let the destroyers control reform of their abuses. Criminals get punished; no reason the same should not be done to the GOP destroyers.

Again, was there fraud in the pre-rigged Iranian election? For that matter, since it was already rigged, why the surprise? And do the neocons and other nutjobs who stole our not-terribly-rigged election 2000 be the ones to cry about any of this? (Last question was rhetorical.)

The quoted letter here is so pathological; it proves the complete lack of value to the public discourse of the wingnuts. Anyone who feels a need to go bipartisan with them… well, needs an immediate intervention.

This international joint venture is so gangsta.

Fair & balanced? No. Deliberately wrong? At least wrong... wishful?

Who wouldn't want to shoot these off?

The Following is *not* a Parody

They don’t just fear the other, the deeply, deeply hate the other — people like us:

The wife of some sort of Christofascist leader boasts:

My kids had the following conversation at the store yesterday, very loudly, and within ear shot of several other customers:

John (4 years old): Barack Obama, and the devil, and the government are worser than anything else in the world.

Isaac (5 years old): Mom, John actually told me that he thinks Barack Obama is worse than the faggots.

Ah, precious moments!


Christian Love

A religion of love doesn’t believe in forced conversions. You can have love or you can have violence. So at the end of the day, this is (among other things and hypocrisies), this is a religion that tals love but acts violence.

The General reports:

America’s favorite spiritual family, Fred Phelps’ Westboro Baptist Clan, came to Silverton, Oregon on Monday, November 24th, 2008, spreading the good news that God hates Silvertonians (having earlier visited Portland and Tigard to share the news that the lord cannot stand Portlanders and the country of Finland). The Mayor of Silverton (Stu Rasmussen) is transgender, and that ticks off the deity but good. Alas, the Lord had other commitments and could not deliver His condemnation in person: instead, He who is the One True God chose to delegate the job of sharing His bellicosity to one man and three young women from Kansas who had some free time. The God of the Israelites is one mysterious dude, and His hiring practices are opaque. He is nothing if not the King of “Go Figure.”

As part of God’s plan to splash wee-wee all over our national symbols, the good ladies of Westboro stood upon the flag of the United States, in a symbolic act believed to have something to do with wearing extremely patriotic shoes.

And in case you didn’t already know:

To their unmitigated shame, the Silvertonians responded by smiling and displaying their own signs…

A point is made:

A response was forthcoming:

It was grand fun while it lasted, but the Westboro Baptists had miles to go before they slept, they waved goodbye and off they schlepped…

and some say they heard Jesus, who most surely wept…


UPDATE: A Silvertonian shares his perspective on the day’s events.

UPDATE UPDATED: The Oregonian reported on the festivities.