Hellzapoppin’ Indeed

I’ve decided to be, or at least work to be, more hopeful and optimistic, but reality doesn’t help….

ROTFLMFAO.

Anyone know why this photo was considered worth the front page of the Times? Is this the main point of the summit according to the paper: The boredom and disinterest in the proceedings of Obama and Biden? Really?

Knowledge is power. Being kept ignorant is oppression. That said, people want to remain ignorant.

In the 60s, we had nothing good to say about the Pentagon. Seems they’re still up to the same crap we accused them of then.

China hates Obama too? Another fail for Obama?

Oh, look: A GOP-sponsored government fail: Toyota could have been caught but they had their back covered by the ‘Publicans. Remember: Sometimes the government fails and sometimes it’s caused to fail.

This makes me sick. You?

Another dumbass journalist who either just doesn’t get it or gets it but doesn’t want to tell you the truth: Sarah Palin does what she does because she’s stupid and awfully thin-skinned and the media’s obsession with this piece of shit does the country a huge disservice. And it’s that kind of constant failing that is making it such that if the entire Big media journalism enterprise disappears, the loss will be minor. Anyone who gives Palin any sort of benefit of the doubt is some sort of loser. This piece of garbage should only join me on the unemployment line. Asshole. And why the hell does Kevin Smith expect the average reporter to report when he can just regurgitate imbecilic bullshit?

If we boycott all the exploitative corporations, whose services will be left for us?

This makes me wonder: When will be taxed to pay for Wall Street bonuses?

Another school spies on its students.

Flash! If you’re not a supporter of copyright fascism, you’re an enemy of the USA. More specifically, they say using open source is an act of piracy!? We know what that makes me….

Micro$oft strikes in the wars against freedom and knowledge.

Maybe you can meet Tripp Palin here, maybe even ask him who’s womb he passed out of (it’s still an unsolved mystery for me).

This is one of those times that the “good old days” actually were better than the present.

My kind of font....

A different kind of essential reading: Fun at work.

OMG!

(More about the viddie here.)

I’ll have a double. now:

(More about that last viddie here.)

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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. Let's play a game. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, so long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and, one at a time, lays three 100-dollar bills on the bar and says slowly, "Paint ... my ... house."

A man with an incredibly small penis takes his new girlfriend to bed for the first time, and because he's not proud of his incredibly small penis, he insists that they turn off the lights. Once it's dark, he makes his move and puts his erection in her hand, and she says, "No thanks, I don't smoke."

Update: That video of the naked woman splashing in the waves I posted, partly gratuitously, recently in “honor” of YouTube’s censorship of her work? Victory!

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