Beloved Leader Joke

If no one’s e-mailed this to you, wait. You’ll have twenty copies in your mailbox by morning. The premise is that after Ben & Jerry’s concocted an ice cream flavor in honor of Barack Obama — it was called Yes, Pecan — they (or someone) wanted to come up with a flavor to honor George W. Bush. Here, from an e-mail I received from Dawna Kaufmann, are some of the suggestions…

  • Grape Depression
  • Abu Grape
  • Cluster Fudge
  • Nut’n Accomplished
  • Iraqi Road
  • Chock ‘n Awe
  • WireTapioca
  • Impeach Cobbler
  • Guantanmallow
  • Impeachmint
  • Melon Head
  • Good Riddance, You Lousy Motherf*cker
  • Heck of a Job, Brownie
  • Neocon Politan
  • Rocky Road to Fascism
  • The Reese’s-cession
  • Cookie D’oh
  • The Housing Crunch
  • Nougalar Proliferation
  • Death by Chocolate
  • Death by Torture
  • Credit Crunch
  • Country Pumpkin
  • Chunky Monkey in Chief
  • George Bush Doesn’t Care about Dark Chocolate
  • WMDelicious
  • Chocolate Chimp
  • Bloody Sundae
  • Caramel Preemptive Stripe
  • Pretzel Choker
  • I Broke the Law and Am Responsible For the Deaths of Thousands…With Nuts



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