The Mystery Laid Out

Of course, the solution is out there but being kept from us….

Meanwhile, the conflicting facts are here.

Her Church

An Old Bill G Joke

If only….

Bill Gates passes this mortal life and to nobody’s 
surprise including his own, arrives in hell.

Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been 
waiting for you.  This will be your home for all eternity.  
You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life.  
Frankly releasing Windows 95 two years early, would 
by itself, have landed you here.  But enough of that.  
You’ve arrived on a day when I’m in a good mood, so 
I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places 
in which you’ll be locked up forever.”

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions 
of poor souls are tormented and tortured.  He then 
takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of 
people are chased about and devoured by starving 
lions.  

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is 
a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her 
face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of 
the finest wine.  To Bill’s delight, he sees a PC in the 
corner.

Without hesitation, Bill says “I’ll take this option.” 

“Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.  
Satan then locks the door, and swallows the key.

As Satan turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.  
“That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer.  “Why did you 
give him the best place of all!”

“That’s what everyone thinks,” snickered Satan, 
“the bottle has a hole and the girl doesn’t!”

“What about the PC?”

“It’s got Windows 2000,” laughed Satan, “and it’s 
missing three keys!”

“Which three?”

“Control, Alt and Delete.”

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The End Of An Era, A Piece Of New York New York To Disappear….

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Apple’s Secret Is Out!

Maybe at the 9 September event….