(If you’re not Vladimir Putin, you may ignore this. If you know him (even if you haven’t, you know, looked deep inside him), please forward this to him. Thank you.)
Mr. Prime Minister, I’m sure this is just a joke to amuse you; it can’t possibly be serious.
Young actress makes up for being a golddigger in a relationship with a fraud and a thief. Really. Trust me.
First “Get Smart ” (it was about as good as it could be and even rather amusing — “Dark Knight” was the one that majorly sucked), now this.
When Berkeley resident Nancy Kates arrived at Oakland International Airport to board JetBlue flight 472, she thought she was heading off on a routine journey to visit her mother in Boston. Instead she ended up in a standoff with Transportation Safety Administration officials over her bra.
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For Kates, on Sunday, though, the security check got too invasive. A big-busted woman wearing a large underwire bra, she set off the metal detector. She was pulled aside and checked by a female TSA agent with a metal-sensitive wand.
“The woman touched my breast. I said, ‘You can’t do that,’ ” Kates said. “She said, ‘We have to pat you down.’ I said, ‘You can’t treat me as a criminal for wearing a bra.’ “
Westerners busted for free speech (yeah, yeah, those mercantilist Chinese just can’t let anything be free), and now this.
